He would be funny, if I didn't think he might be able to get away with it. I love the fact that there are only something like 3-4 members of his "organization". Personally, I would be shocked if any of his claims are legitimate.
The choice of the name "Smith" is at least a wise one. Hard to prove wrong with such a common name. Is this his real name? Somehow I doubt it.
I love the part about... no, you don't have to prove your rank... we "trust you". Just pay your money.
