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Offline Gints Klimanis

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joke fight phrases ?
« on: March 19, 2003, 01:07:10 PM »
I'm collecting some fight phrases to shore up my commentary.   Please post your favorites.  Here
are a few I've collected.  Some are original, some
from my brother, some from movies/TV.

1. Shook his nuts like dice in a Yahtzee cup

2. See this.  My fist, your face.

3. We're having a lottery for an asp-kickin', and you're the winner !

4. We're having a party and serving punch

5. Talk in the microphone.  Here's the main mic, and here's the backup mic.

6. He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2003, 08:29:36 AM »
:D Your going down like a one legged man in a @ss kicking contest :D
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2003, 12:06:21 PM »
He hit him hard enough to knock the snot out of a locker.

He got hit so hard his kids will feel it.

Someone call his mother, cause he needs backup. ;)
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2003, 10:20:32 AM »
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?"

"No, I'd hit him with my fist!"   ;D



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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2003, 10:30:54 AM »
>:(He has a face only a mother could love >:(
 :oI head his favorite drink was "punch" :o
 :-/His head looks like a punchin bag :-/
 :P"Hey! I though you were supposed to fight back in this sport!"  :P
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2003, 10:56:33 AM »
I'll hit you so hard with a right, you'll be begg'n for a left!

Here's a line one of our district court judges (Judge Russo) used to use after he got through with a defendant. "If you ever come before me on something like this again, I will come down on you so hard, you won't know whether you're riding a horse or walking!"

If you start with me I'll be hitting you from so many different directions, you'll swear you're being surrounded!
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2003, 01:10:16 PM »
"I'm going to hit you so hard, they are going to arrest you for speeding in.... (Fill in name of next town)"

"I'm going to hit you so hard that, when you wake up, your clothes will be out of date"
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adacas

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2003, 02:01:23 PM »
Hungry? How bout a knuckle sandwich!

I hope someone fed that man before the fight cause he looks hungry.
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2006, 12:21:11 PM »
I'll hit you so hard it will shake your ancestors.
I will smash your fist with my nose, or crush your knee with my groin,,,well maybe not those
Well from 4th grade "Don't mess with the best cause the best don't mess, if you mess with the best you lay with the rest"
I hit him so hard in the stomach he did the esophageal squeal
Would you like a TunaFist sandwich?
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2006, 02:21:46 PM »
I'm going to make 'em eat concreaties.   :)
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2006, 11:47:46 PM »
I'll
rip your arm and beat you with it.
tear your head off and  "blank" in your neck.
brush your teeth on the sidewalk.
knock you into next week.
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2006, 04:32:39 PM »
There are only two things between you and I, air and opportunity ( Heavy breath) Now it's just opportunity

You gonna fight back, or just stand there and bleed?

I don't know how many guys it will take to kick your @ss, But I know how many I'm gonna use.

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2006, 06:33:40 PM »
Why dont you go practice spitting out teeth and ill be there in a minute
 :'(
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2006, 02:01:41 AM »
"This is going to be a two hit fight, me hitting you and you hitting the ground"
"I'm going to hit you so hard your dog's gonna bleed"
"Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed"
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2006, 02:11:09 AM »
I'll slap the ugly off ya.

I'll knock your d--k in the dirt.

I'll jump in your colla and make you holla.

I'll give ya the new look,
asp woop
money took
jaw shook
picture in the undertakers book.

There's  some vintage one's from the school playground.
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