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Offline c.chambers

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 11:10:19 PM »
If your going to kick my butt, Well that would be impressive!
Sigung Curtis Chambers. 6th degree blackbelt , American Kajukembo Asossiation member &  student of Professor James Cox.Head instructor in Texarkana Tx. Started Kajukembo "the Knight method" in 2006.

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2008, 11:12:25 PM »
I will hit you so hard that your kids will be born naked!
Sigung Curtis Chambers. 6th degree blackbelt , American Kajukembo Asossiation member &  student of Professor James Cox.Head instructor in Texarkana Tx. Started Kajukembo "the Knight method" in 2006.

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 11:56:12 PM »
I will hit you so hard it will take $20.00 dollars to mail back a post card.
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2008, 03:13:07 AM »
You would rather wrestle a  wounded grizzly bear than mess with me. 

You would rather try to pet a mountain lion in a phone booth than mess with me. 

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death before you stop rolling. 

You want to fight?  Are you sure you want to be a sapprano?


I'll cut you four ways...Long, Deep, Wide, and Continuously. 


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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2008, 12:01:19 AM »
one i heard a while back- 'keep runnin that head, and when i'm done with you, starving kids in ethiopia will be sending you their 33 cents a day to pay that doctor bill'.

My fav  and definately (friendly) challenge- 'I'll scrap with you and the rest of the Village People if ya'll will quit singing YMCA' 



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Offline c.chambers

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2008, 12:10:25 PM »
one i heard a while back- 'keep runnin that head, and when i'm done with you, starving kids in ethiopia will be sending you their 33 cents a day to pay that doctor bill'.

My fav  and definately (friendly) challenge- 'I'll scrap with you and the rest of the Village People if ya'll will quit singing YMCA' 




Very, funny! I have never heard that one.
Sigung Curtis Chambers. 6th degree blackbelt , American Kajukembo Asossiation member &  student of Professor James Cox.Head instructor in Texarkana Tx. Started Kajukembo "the Knight method" in 2006.

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2008, 12:29:54 PM »
"What was that?   Why don't you speak into the mic, dont like that one?  I got a back up mic right here."  "Check one two, check one two..."
-  Joe Dirt   :D


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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2008, 04:48:28 PM »
No one can top Joe Dirt. I'm started laughing as soon as I saw your quote. Except maybe for 'I got a little bit of thunder..(shakes left leg) and a little bit of lightinin'..(shakes right leg)' From 'The Rundown'. Joe Dirt RULES.
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2008, 11:39:46 PM »
to quote billy jack  im gonna kick you on that side of your face  and there aint nuthing you can do about it

id beat you ugly but someone beat me to it

i fight so good  the spectators are going to need a cigarette

right hand of iron  left hand of steel   if the left dont get ya  the right one will!


to quote a kajukembo stylist  we wear black so that we are already dressed for your funeral
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2008, 12:35:06 AM »
*while guy is on the ground* "its *right backfist to groin* all *left chop to face* in the wrist*2 right straight punches to face* (my friend used this as a kiai during a fight haha)

"i'm the last thing you'll see for a while"

"i'll smack you so hard, the filipino would transfer from me to you" (im filipino)

"ill stick my foot so far up ur @$$, the sweat from my socks would quench your thirst"

"beat you so bad, you kids would be born retarded"

Offline iron mongoose

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2008, 08:14:21 AM »
OWA  the part about the socks quenching thirst   CLASSIC!!! ;   :)
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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2008, 10:40:00 PM »
OWA  the part about the socks quenching thirst   CLASSIC!!! ;   :)

haha *bows* thank u thank u ;D

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Re: joke fight phrases ?
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2008, 05:52:56 AM »
I'm gonna kick your head so far up your asp, you're gonna have to part your hair to take a poop. 


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